Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
I love this post so much that if I saw it on Match.com I would totally date it.
PLUS - you get to see how awesome and good looking I am.
Win win.
I went to a 'monster truck' show and took video and all I got were these ridiculous comments.
Valentine's Day - done up 'gangsta style'
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Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
When one of your female friends asks you how she should shave her genital area, how do you NOT lend a helping hand?
Not literally, though. Sadly.
My ex-wife took her Kindergarten class to an aquarium and..well..this is the kind of stuff that happens.
Back when I was a kid the bus didn't come to your driveway which makes it difficult WHEN YOU'RE REALLY REALLY FAT.
I'm not bitter.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
My dog poops red and we freak out and..well..
Just read it.
I get a 'Dear Moog' letter asking me how to cook a child properly.
I think. I don't know. I don't really read them all that well.
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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo
My friend Joe hooks me up with an anti-masturbation device.
Well..not literally. That would be creepy.
I get ready to head out with my family on a trip to Disney World!
We will never. Ever. Go back.
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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:
I interrupt this to bring you a very important public service announcement:
A good friend, comedian and blogger - Suzy from "Hollywood - Where Hot Comes to Die" has lost her Los Angeles apartment.
She needs some help.
If you're reading this and are in the general vicinity and can help her out in any way, shape or form, email me at midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.com or contact her on her Twitter account or on her blog.
She deserves it. Great person.
ALSO:
I'm going.
I'm SPEAKING.
You should go, too.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
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4 comments:
Oh My God! I wish I was blogging years ago...but sadly just started about 8 months ago. I went back to read your clamscaping and taint posts (cause let's be honest those were the ones that caught my attention) and laughed so freaking hard. loved them! hahaha. Greatness. Love these recaps so I get to see more of Mental Poo!
I would so go to Minneapolis if I could afford it, just to hear you speak! I know it will be hilarious!
You've been blogging for 3 years? DUDE. You're old.
I wish I could go see you.
I really should figure out a way to do that.
What is that, like only a 5 hour drive?
It's OK if I fall asleep at the wheel and flip over, right?
It'd be in the name of Moooog, after all.
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