Wrapping up the Week - February 6, 2011 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Wrapping up the Week - February 6, 2011


Before I start today:

NOMINATIONS, PEOPLE!!

I was nominated by some awesome people for a Shorty Award(pun fully intended) for my Tweets.

The more nominations I get, the better chance I have of being recognized by people I don't care about.

It's a narcissism thing.

If you have a Twitter Account, I'd love if you could go HERE and throw a nomination my way.

THANKS!!

Also..the votes were counted and...

I won the title of "BEST MALE BLOGGER" on the Studio 30+ 2011 Boomerang Awards!

Thanks to all who voted!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I got an email FROM MYSELF trying to get me to buy Viagra.

So, you know, I emailed myself back. Of course.

Then I went to find love (sex) on Match.com and all I got were these terrible terrible profiles.

Ladies. You're doing it wrong.

Then I went to work in a blizzard and, well, that was stupid.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Texas Roadhouse sends me a super secret email and then it turns out to be BULLSHIT.

Stupid Roadhouse email.

I continue to lie to my children and I'm really not looking forward to where they're going to house me when I'm older.

IF they house me when I'm older.

Kristin isn't the only co-worker who asks me questions about sex. YAY ME!!!

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


WHOA WHOA WHOA. ANOTHER post about lying to my children?

I am. So. Awesome.

When you dream about banging your friend's wife, what else do you do other than to ask ME what you should do?

Yeah. You probably should have done something else.

Why Human Resources hasn't escorted me out yet, I have no idea.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


Where I draw the line at being 'environmentally friendly.'

Hint: there is mayonnaise involved.

Hillary Clinton, pine cones, and snow hemmorhoids.

I can't really explain it better than that.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

He goes by the name, "Rahul" and he's one funny mother even when he's writing about James Franco.

ALSO:



I'm going.

I'm SPEAKING.

You should go, too.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

2 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

Okay, I went and voted for you and am now stalking you on Twitter, you twit!

The Barreness said...

Voted.

For all of the above, in fact.

Does that make me a groupie?

I've never been a groupie.

I should start chewing gum and stop wearing a bra.

- B x

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