Wrapping up the Week - March 6, 2011

Before I start today:

I'M DOING A GIVEWAY OF SOME HARD ROCK CAFE STUFF!!!

I don't do this often, people, but I heard Bob Saget will repay me with oral.

All you have to do is comment on THIS post which is probably the best email string from a marketing rep EVER.

Good luck! Winners will be announced next week.


Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I recall the time that I was viciously mauled by a turkey.

Well, maybe less 'mauled' and more 'came within 20 feet of.'

po-TA-to, po-TAH-to.

How I continually harass my local Fox News affiliate.

Facebook-style.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


My 'son' made a diorama for school so I thought it would be good if I made my own, too.

In my defense, that post is pretty awesome.

If you didn't think I was an asshole before, this should change your mind.

I made a new 'Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys' video.

This one has farting in it.

You're welcome.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I took a hiatus so the only thing I did, really was make up a 'meme' where I had to come up with lies about myself using only song titles.

I need a hobby.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


I get a 'Dear Moog' letter that involves boobs, butts, and paper vs. plastic.

I just answer them, people.

I came back from a trip to Disney World and all you get is this little rehash of every single thing that went wrong.

You're welcome.

This one is about Asian tourists.

Self-explanatory.

..and this is why my friends don't like to stay with me at hotels.

:)

I prepare for shoulder surgery.

Because, you know, I'm BROKEN, PEOPLE. So. So broken.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

"Pretty All True" is - quite possibly - one of my favorite new blogs to read.

If I ever get around to redoing my blogroll, I'll be sure to put her up there.

ALSO:

I'm going.

I'm SPEAKING.

You should go, too.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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