Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly - Feb 14 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly - Feb 14

Happy Valentine's Day.

Joy.

Here's what I got you, just in case you missed it,

My Posts from this Week:

I showed you pictures of the inside of our office urinals.

Yes. I took pictures.

I have no idea, either.

What do Portia deRossi, saggy grannies and apples in the bum all have in common?

I make a movie called 'Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys'


I have so many issues I don't even know where to begin, sometimes.

My 6 year old son is apparently the best lay in first grade.

Yep.

Definitely have issues.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I go to the doctor and he offers to stick his finger in my ass.

I see a recurring theme here.

YAY ME!

My boss' hairy testicles make their Internet (and video) debut.

He will kill me if he ever finds out.

HAHAHAHA.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I come up with my very own list of The Ten Commandments.

..followed by..

What I think my wife's version of the Commandments would be.

And I wonder why I think I'm going to Hell.

Actually, it's less 'wonder' and more 'know for sure.'

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

NARM GETS ENGAGED?!?!?!

Also known as: Armegeddon.

Yo Mama's weight loss plan includes lying to her doctor.

And laughing. Obviously.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

5 comments:

Maxie said...

Don't let your dr. finger poke you when you have an upset stomach.

I've heard some horror stories...

NOT MINE. I still have to pay non-health professionals to stick things up my ass. Come on, 40. Girls get it too, right?

I've said too much.

Wicked Shawn said...

As someone who is fighting hard against hairy balls, I must thank you for airing (Zing! I love the pun) the hairy balls! We must expose( oh I am on a roll(omg, a pun within a parenthetical pun, I am a goddess)) this problem as much as possible!! Tip of the hat, dahling.

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meleah rebeccah said...

Happy BELATED Valentine's Day.

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