Wrapping up the Week - June 13, 2010

I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!

This is not a drill.

Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.

Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.

Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I have no idea what's going on with the Barbie dolls in my house when I'm not around.

BUT I LIKE IT.

Just when I'm down and out, my bottle of Intense Repair Shampoo saves the day!

Just think people - I go to therapy, and all these posts just magically GO AWAY.

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!! Dogs, balls and Last Call.

They all tie together. Trust me.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

We join a "Family Bowling League" in town.

(insert banjo music here)

I would say 'Blasphemy' here is an understatement.

I go to training and all I get is REALLY REALLY AGGRAVATED.

Then..to top it all off..

I have the worst. Weekend. Ever.

My Harley still hasn't forgiven me.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I debut my American Gladiator name!!

You know. If I was one. Details.

I get a "Dear Moog" letter about guys and pooping.

Pretty sure that's right up my alley, people.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Sass. One of the funniest women on the planet. Especially when she's looking at purple nipples.

It's a "69 App" for the iPod and it's one of the most hilarious things I've ever read.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.