Before I start..
..it's time for my monthly feature for the promotional modeling company I stalk...er..um..volunteer for (??):
Also...the Whiskey Girls are going to be having their very own 2011 Calendar!
If you're interested in helping out the Whiskey Girls who pretty much all volunteer their time for worthy causes, you can order them here.
Visit www.whiskeygirls.net for more information or click the graphic below.
ONWARD!!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
What do Jaws, BP Oil and Ted Kennedy all have in common?
This hat.
The shower in my house is full of people. Balloon people.
You'd be freaked out, too. Trust me.
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Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
My wife (now, ex-wife) makes her Mental Poo debut in the form of my daughter's artistic talent.
Or, lack thereof, really.
The one where I take my son to Chuck E. Cheese and he insults people.
I love him SO MUCH.
Bill gets me wet. Then he tries to kill me and my children.
I hate Bill.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I turned 40. God that SUCKED.
This is why you NEVER EVER EVER take your kids into a Verizon store and let them play with the phones!!!
However, this also qualifies as best. practical joke. ever.
I take a Sexual Harassment quiz at work.
You can imagine how that ended up, I'm sure.
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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:
Hollywood is Where Hot Comes to Die...and, apparently, so do kittens in your engine if you think that's what the pinging sound is.
Sure, Iranians hate cheerleaders but the best part about this is that I got to rewatch the "Team America" theme song video over and over again about 400 times.
FYI..if you hate the term, 'Fuck Yeah,' then the video in that latter link is probably not for you.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
6 comments:
Did you learn nothing in that sexual harassment course????
HAAA! I was going to say you put the fun back into sexual harassment but that would be wrong right?
I don't see what's so special about Samantha.
Can she twitch her nose and make herself disappear? Can she turn Moooooog35 into a donkey?
No?
What a witch!
(Oh what a punnery I made!)
* yawn *
That Whiskey Girl is holding her body and head in the exact same angle and pose in three different pictures. Impressive.
I'm interested in the whiskey girls.
just sayin'
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