Motivational Filler - Curiosity, Nausea and Time Travel

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Today, we have a Mental Poo THREEFER!!

That's right...three posters for the price of one.

Seriously...after you see this picture, you're going to wonder how I stopped at just three.

Fucked. Up.

Here's today's posters for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):






Flickr.com.

Worst site ever?

I'm thinking that's a 'yes' after looking at this shit.

Discuss.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

You're the Inspiration

Before I start today:

I have to acknowledge that Narm from "White Collar Redneck" has also bestowed upon me the "Pico de Gallo" or whatever-the-f*ck it's called award.

This is the same award that Practically Joe gave me and I forgot to put it on the site.

Thanks, guys.

I love salsa.


Okay.

I've been playing around with the idea of creating my own motivational posters lately.

Luckily, I found this site:

Big Huge Labs

..which allows you to do JUST that.

So, without further ado...here are some posters that I came up with.

(click on the photo for a larger image)

Enjoy.














I hope you enjoyed them.

That was fun.

I really need a hobby.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality

This was posted back in August...when everyone was on vacation and no one was reading.

So I'm reposting.

Yeah..you may have seen it before in different posts of mine.

Tough shit.

My blog, my rules.

In fact, I've even ADDED a new one to the original post...so you get yourself a TWOFER!

Have a joyous day!!

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):




Mmmmm.

Chicken fingers.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Begging and Beginnings

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (YES - there are TWO) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):




Um...

I think this is the part where I go into full Salman Rushdie mode.

*disappears

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Determination and Fitness

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Since I couldn't decide which one I wanted to use for this, I give you, today...

A TWOFER!

Here's today's posters for you:




Either way, he's f*cked.

If you want to see all of the posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Captivity and Inbreds

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Today, though...a Mental Poo TWOFER!!

Here's today's posters for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):




* cricket

Sorry. I'm kind of speechless myself.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Kids and Feuds

Before I start today...

..got a new movie review of "Up" over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

This movie has two great things going for it:

1) Talking dogs

2) Ben Stiller's not in it.

Carry on.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (that's right, bitches - I gots me TWO!) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):



The alternate:


Great.

Now I'm hungry.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Dominatrixes and Marriage

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (YES..there are TWO) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):




Hmm.

Now that I think of it, I probably could have condensed these both into one.

The more you know.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Blackouts and Directions

Before I start today, I'd like to wish everyone in the States a "Happy Thanksgiving" and for those Native Americans protesting the event I would like to say "enjoy your casino."

That said..I'm taking a short Thanksgiving break where I will be taking my kids out to get my very first REAL Christmas tree and then probably teaching them some new words that are mostly a combination of choice four-letter ones.

It's called 'good parenting,' people.

See you Monday.

ONWARD!!

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (YES..THERE ARE TWO!!) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):





God.

Sometimes I HATE Flickr.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

..but wait...THERE'S MORE!

Before I start:

I've got a movie review of "Vantage Point" today over on Moog's Movie Reviews.


Remember, if you've seen a movie and want to type up a review, there's a specific spot for guest reviews over there.

Just send it to me and - voila! - it's up.

I wish it was that easy for my penis.

Stupid thing.

Today, I've got a couple of more motivational posters for you - I had so much fun doing the other ones, that I thought I'd make more.

The site to do this is:

Big Huge Labs

Here you go...enjoy:












I'm sure the people who posted these photos will be pissed when they see what I did to them.

NICE.

Motivational Filler - Christmas

Before I get going this morning on my Motivational Poster, there's this:

I have a new movie review of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

For the adults in the audience, don't worry:

I discuss the topic of virginity.

You'll see why.

On another note, someone please shoot me.

Carry on.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you:


Man.

I'm a dick.

If you want to see all of the posters so far, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly

Just in case you missed it,

My Posts from this Week:

I take the hilarity of the comic, 'Family Circus' and make it less like something you want to kill yourself after you read it.

I then have a major nooner FAIL

I gave you three Motivational Posters that are to die for.

And by that I mean that after you see them, you'll really really wish you were dead.

For some reason I continue to taunt Jesus. I'm not sure why.

But I think he's gunning for me at this point.

In related news:

My Bible Adventures Wii Video Game parody has now surpassed..wait for it...

THREE THOUSAND YOUTUBE VIEWS!

So..I guess he's gunning for a bunch of you guys, too.


I ALSO passed the 1,000 Tweet mark on Twitter.

I don't know why I'm proud of that, other than the fact that I apparently have WAY too much time on my hands.



Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I go commando.

I don't like it.

Obama gets sworn in and I immediately go off on that stupid poet bitch who read that stupid poem. Witch.

See? Anyone can pull that shit off.


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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Ding Dong my sperm is confirmed dead!

I write an open letter to the old asshat in my gym locker room.

I hit my hundredth post and compare it to the scent of something anal.

I don't know why.

I never will.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Mental health, wolves and gymnastics.

Because COCK would be a great name for a news station.

She's too sexy for her penis.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.