Wrapping Up the Week - February 13, 2011 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Wrapping Up the Week - February 13, 2011


Before I start today:

I was dubbed "Mr. February" in a blogger calendar on one of my faithful reader's site.

The thing here is that I am topless in the photo and tried to remain anonymous and, well, happy hunting to you all to find it.

Godspeed.

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

Chili's restaurant really needs to tighten down their screening process when it comes to hiring marketing executives.

Wazooo!

I give you the Pros and Cons of divorce!*

*porn sold separately

I Tweet, therefore, I am...a parent.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I went to go pee and all I found was THIS PIRATE TREASURE!!

Our urinals are a gold mine.

Literally.

I debut my first "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" film.

Poor Pooh Bear.

My son. Gigolo.

Like father, like son.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':



My doctor wants to give me 'the ol' finger poke.'

Stand back, people. He's a professional.

What do you do when you see your boss' balls in the locker room?

You make a stop-motion video of the experience, of course.

Duh.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


..and this is how I entertain myself during meetings.

My inaugural letter for my "Dear Moog" advice series kicks off with this letter about duct tape, vibrators and feeding our children.

All separate questions, thankfully.

If I was in charge of making the Ten Commandments.


If my ex-wife had her say in the Commandments as well.

Fair is fair.

Shit like this is why I hate flying.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

I have to mention Veggie Assassin's take on Massachusetts here because, well, I'm one of 'em.

Even when the Bloggess doesn't write the content, she still puts up some funny shit.

ALSO:



I'm going.

I'm SPEAKING.

You should go, too.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

7 comments:

Pearl said...

Coming to Minneapolis, huh?! Perhaps I should join this as well and drop in at the conference.

Hey -- would you be willing to write me back and tell me about joining stuff like this? I'm a lousy joiner but feel I need to learn...

Pearl

ryoko861 said...

I was on stumbleupon last night with my son viewing videos.......let me just say....don't let your daughter near the video camera anymore.

A Vapid Blonde said...

On a whim I went to one of your very ardent readers blog and I totally thought that was you.

Too funny!

Way better the Mr. January.

Seriously though, I had never been to her site before yesterday.

Eva Gallant said...

I knew you couldn't remain anonymous! You love the attention!

The Empress said...

NO WAY. Mnpls???

Do not play with my emotions....really?

Really?

Do not lie to this women about something so serious.

The Empress said...

CONGRATS on getting Kris to write an old to you at PrettyAllTrue.

Long live Mooooog.

Doug Stephens said...

Hopefully you'll understand when I don't look for your Mr. February topless photo.

In fact, in all honestly, I am pretty sure if I happen to accidentally see it I will have to run out and bash my head in a brick wall to help fade the fucking pain your naked body will bring to my brain.

Not that I know what your naked body looks like. I'm just assuming I don't want to see you and your man nips.

Not that I'm thinking about your nipples. That would be weird.

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