Before I start today I have to mention that I was interviewed over at The LG Report - representing the State of New Hampshire.
My apologies to all other residents of New Hampshire.
I have shamed you.
ALSO:
I put a post up on Tribal Blogs and it's about how I write what I write and how you can, too and you should read it and then send me money.
That seems fair.
Okay..ONWARD!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
I got an email at work saying that I wasn't allowed to use private planes any more and OH COME ON, REALLY?!
Now I must commute like the rest of the peasants.
I drew a cartoon.
It's kind of gross.
It shouldn't surprise you that I don't get emails from Chili's that much any more.
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Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
When Ms. Claire Page emails you for your help, you damn well better give it to her.
I actually should have titled this one: "The dumbest questions I was ever asked at work."
FYI: we got the SAME survey again THIS week. I don't think they get it.
This is the one about the time I went to a gay bar.
The ONE time I went to a gay bar.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
It's about an octopus and a box and..well...that's pretty much it.
This week, two years ago...
Pinky Tuscadero exacted her revenge on my hand.
Bitch.
I get screwed.
Not in the good way.
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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo
We go to Florida and my son succumbs to the Dark Side of the Force.
Like you thought this WOULDN'T happen.
...and then he threw my glasses in the shark tank.
FML.
The Catholic Church came up with a new list of sins..so..
Why can't I?!
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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:
Ah, Brutalism. You make me laugh you sexy bitch, you.
ALSO:
I'm going.
I'm SPEAKING.
You should go, too.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
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4 comments:
I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as I did at your gay bar visit. haha. Women love places like that because gay guys usually love us (or at least they love me) and we don't have to worry about being hit on by creepy dudes. I can imagine it would be different for men. I'm glad you realize now that not every gay guy wants you. While you are awesome I doubt highly that you are every guy's dream.
PS-still laughing at his member maybe being out...the sodomy dance floor...and maybe a gay bar but shhhh. lol!
I love the weekly wrap ups, especially since I've only been following you for a couple months & it links to past posts of awesomeness that I can get all caught up w/. Thanks :)
Another banner week at Mental Poo! Loved what you had to say on Tribal Blogs... but then again I'm rather juvenile, so I pretty much like everything you write.
I've gotten all excited each time I see the Halo 3 logo, but I never see any reference to Halo 3.
Now, today, when I see that it's consistently placed next to "3 years ago..." I totes get it.
Me <-------sometimes slow
Caleb
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