Before I start today:
It turns out that a portion of the post where I gave several examples of how to torture your local Fox news affiliate on Facebook...
...has made it's way onto Failblog.
Click here to see the Failblog post.
If you're not already following me on Facebook, you should be ashamed of yourself.
ONWARD!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
So the moral of the story is: "Listen to your mother, or God will trip you down a flight of stairs."
I DREW A CARTOON!
Drawn, literally, from my very own inspiration.
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Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
It was one year ago this week when I was viciously assaulted in a men's room stall.
Not really.
It's 'Part Two' of the Sunglass hostage standoff!!
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I have some vague recollections of my hand surgery.
And, yes...bouncing pecs were involved.
Of course.
"The Shit I Learn: Karate Edition"
It's like a PSA but not like it AT ALL.
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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo
This kid and I have a LOT in common.
Except the 'making bed' part.
It's like soft-core porn but the tail is way furrier.
What?
Looking back...I shouldn't really be surprised that God punished me way up in this week's post.
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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:
Congratulations, Bloggess.
ALSO:
I'm going.
I'm SPEAKING.
You should go, too.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
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3 comments:
I think my favorite of the week was "God will punish you." I grew up hearing that, and I'm embarrassed to say, I said the same thing to my kids! I became my mother! argh!
HA! There's good reason for your popularity, Mr. Poo. :-)
Pearl
Oh that fail blog comment made me laugh so hard. Speaking of hard...now that your famous *wink wink*
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