Wrapping up the Week - May 22, 2011

If you're reading this then either Rapture DIDN'T happen OR you're one of the bad ones left behind which, honestly, surprises no one.

Onward.

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
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My Posts from this Week:

When a female reader asks me for help with her Match.com profile, I get her done.

Literally.

Hey, who DOESN'T like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger?

More evidence proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I'm an asshole.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
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The day my shampoo tried to kill me.

Episode 3 airs of my "Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher" video series.

You're welcome.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I would like Spring better if IT WASN'T SO GODDAMN LOUD.

I miss my puppy.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


A recap of my business trip to Mississippi that I somehow managed to survive even though the odds were stacked against me.

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A "Dear Moog" letter where I answer the question EVERY woman needs to know the answer to.

And by "every woman" I mean "the one who sent me this letter."

Why I don't work in network television is beyond me.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Oh, Rahul. You complete me. But ina totally hetero way.

*cough

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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