Motivational Filler - Secrets

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Mental Poo:

Where not a single f'ing thing is off limits.

YAY ME.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Some more SomeECards and that just sounds like terrible sentence structure.

I've done a few different things along the years with this blog.

Motivational Posters.

LOLz pictures featuring my dog, Jax.

Borderline NC-17 rated Family Circus cartoons.

So it was just a matter of time before I branched out into the SomeEcards realm.

This is the second in my SomeEcards series. For my first, you'll have to go here.

Enjoy.

I know I'm gonna get some shit from the ladies on that last one but I don't really care because I don't ever remember getting a "Man's Day" so they can suck it up.

*ducks

..and then I made SomeEcards

I've done a few different things along the years with this blog.

Motivational Posters.

LOLz pictures featuring my dog, Jax.

Borderline NC-17 rated Family Circus cartoons.

So it was just a matter of time before I branched out into the SomeEcards realm.

Enjoy.










This last one I made specifically for my girlfriend, Kerri, because I'm pretty notorious for spending the first 20 minutes after I wake up in the morning farting what sounds like the theme music to "Jaws."

Ah, romance.

Motivational Filler - Irony

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Wow.

Even I'm surprised that I could be that mean.

On a related note:

I make myself laugh sometimes.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Revenge

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

I'm giving you advance warning that this poster takes a tiny bit of concentration. My sincere apologies.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Um...

Admittedly, that one takes some patience and concentration.

So this is probably not the right audience.

POOP IS FUNNY!!

There..better?

Thought so.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Begging and Beginnings

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (YES - there are TWO) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):




Um...

I think this is the part where I go into full Salman Rushdie mode.

*disappears

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Exaggeration

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Lou.

Such a LIAR.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Wrapping Up the Week - August 14, 2011

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

What do you get when you take ONE WORD from one of the highest-grossing, most critically acclaimed movie of all time and replace it with another?

You get THIS.

If you're not my friend on Facebook, these are the kind of things you just might be missing out on.

Consider yourself lucky.

And then I opened a new store on Zazzle and you should go buy a bunch of stuff!!!

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Ah. The Dish Dolly post.

This turned out to be one of my highest-rated posts of all-time.

Shit like this is probably why handicap people don't like me very much.

I just assume, I mean.

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Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':


Ooooh! More stuff about my Facebook account!

I sense a theme here...

This is the day I got a new dog...no thanks to those pesty "pet dating" services.

Wait. What?

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


I spent the week making a bunch of motivational posters...beginning with this one.

You're welcome.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

I haven't read 'emails from an asshole' in a while and his last one didn't disappoint, as per usual.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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Motivational Filler - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

This one aired a while ago but it's one of my favorites and, well, it IS almost Christmas after all so I figured this was appropriate.

Enjoy.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):



God I love that poster so much.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here or on this cute little button:


You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out... and Merry Christmas, everyone.

Motivational Filler - Blackouts and Directions

Before I start today, I'd like to wish everyone in the States a "Happy Thanksgiving" and for those Native Americans protesting the event I would like to say "enjoy your casino."

That said..I'm taking a short Thanksgiving break where I will be taking my kids out to get my very first REAL Christmas tree and then probably teaching them some new words that are mostly a combination of choice four-letter ones.

It's called 'good parenting,' people.

See you Monday.

ONWARD!!

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's posters (YES..THERE ARE TWO!!) for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):





God.

Sometimes I HATE Flickr.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

Motivational Filler - Gambling

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


BITE HIM! BITE HIM IN THE LEG!!

Ugh. He's just DROOLING on him.

He has teeth, right?

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.