Wrapping Up the Week - September 26, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Wrapping Up the Week - September 26, 2010



Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I get a lower lumbar MRI and all I get are these images of praying mantis and Reese
Witherspoon and Carrot Top.


Seriously.

Oh..you have AIDS and Typhoid Fever? Google thinks you're lucky!!

This is why I use Bing.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I love lying to my children SO MUCH.


..and this is why:

Because they pull crap like this in the dugout of their baseball games.

I write a post about taking my daughter on a rollercoaster but it includes images like this:



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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Shit like this is why I no longer really get email from my friends.

Or have any, really.

I give you a story from my college days which involved me, a drunk girl, and socks drenched in urine.

College. SUCKED.

My daughter and I share one thing in common: WE BOTH CAN'T FIND OUR NAMES ON KEYCHAINS!!!

The horror of it all.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


Don't ever ever ever never ever never ever talk to me in the men's room.

Ever.

I can't stress that enough.

I decide to get a vasectomy. The journey begins here.

The hazards of riding a motorcycle are strife with things like canteloupes and bookcases.

The vasectomy odyssey continues...this time, with balls the size of grapefruit.

Yay me.

I kind of freak out the girl giving me the vasectomy consultation.

Sadly, this is not the first time I've written that sentence.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Speaking from the Crib freaks out and this honestly isn't the first time but it MAY be the first post that doesn't involve her freaking out about her hair.

Amazing.

How Suzy doesn't have her own talk show is well beyond me. But at least I'm not telling her how to get there.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

1 comment:

Eva Gallant said...

Of course I had to go read the roller coaster post out of fear you were having sex with your daughter and I would have to report you to the Dept. of Human Services. I was relieved to know that you were only torturing her by forcing her to ride the rollercoaster!

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