Wrapping Up the Week - November 14, 2010

Before I start today...

I spruced up my sidebar with some cool icons and input from LivitLuvit that will link you to my Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, email, Flickr and RSS Feeds.

Whatcha think?
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I come up with several ways to try to capture the bandit who is STEALING MY F'ING NEWSPAPER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

Then..um..

..moment of clarity.

Just when I think my Instant Message sessions can't get any weirder..I get a random one from this European serial killer person.

AWESOME.

Yep. He's a banana.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Prior to my 'Hulk Reads notes to a Teacher' series..came these little ditties where I will give you 5 bucks if you can figure this crap out.*

*not a valid offer ever anywhere ever ever

Sometimes when I go to work I actually do work but most times I draw shit like this.

My boss is so happy.

When I was a kid I was fat and - you know - fat kids should not try stunts that are impossible based on the laws of physics.

The more you know.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


This time, two years ago, I was recalling the wondrous Wedding Anniversary my wife and I shared.

And by 'wondrous' I mean 'big fight.'

Go out on Halloween...get a f'ing pencil.

Thanks a lot, bitch.

I get a "Dear Moog" letter from a guy named Shawarma or Shemp or something about his nympho girlfriend.

Woot.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo



I go for a tattoo and all I get is this..nausea..and..um...I'm blacking out...

My ex-wife gets beat up by a kid with a book.

Ahhh..first graders.

OMG OMG OMG one of the grossest posts of all time and it's a true story but YOU HAVE TO READ IT.

You've been warned. But you're gonna die.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

If you're thinking about getting married...and you won't listen to ME...listen to HER.

Apparently, Stephen Hawking is now doing Blu-Ray tech support.

Go figure.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.