Wrapping Up the Week - November 6, 2011

Before I start today:

I have a ton of new products up on my new Mental Poo store located on Zazzle.com including my new mug:



..and shirts like this:


Go buy some stuff. Do your part to make sure my kids have a good Christmas.

*tear rolls down cheek

ONWARD!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:

In the spirit of Halloween and due to my fascination with stuffed animals..

I made a new "Weird Stuff to do with Dog Toys" video JUST FOR YOU.

It involves my dog, a serial killer theme, and several gutted stuffed animals.

You're welcome.

Also..

The Vagina SunChip.

You're welcome.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


This is the type of crap you get when you ask your daughter to do you a favor and videotape your sparring class.

One of the funniest videos I've honestly ever seen.

Just a quick little reply to a hamburger chain is all this is.

Also..

Jesus is on my Buddy List.

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Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':


My poor, poor dressed-up little doggy.

How she didn't kill me in my sleep after this I have no idea.

..and then I made a video tribute to a dead ladybug.

I have no idea what's wrong with me.

And THEN came one of my most popular YET CONTROVERSIAL posts of all time.

*celery sold separately

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


The only thing to see here this week was yet another sad teaching story.

You may need your own translator.

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Four Years Ago this week on Mental Poo


A classy tale about kids poop.

In honor of my vasectomy and DOCTOR'S ORDERS TO MASTURBATE (like I needed orders), my then-wife made me a whack-off calendar complete with chocolate.

Not joking.

In college, I drove a shitbox and was a little less than the cool guy I am now.

I know. Suprising.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

This shit about the ingredients in his wife's shampoos made me actually laugh out loud which is difficult because the only person I find funny is myself.

It's awesome though.

Enjoy.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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