Wrapping Up the Week - January 16, 2011 | Mental Poo

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Wrapping Up the Week - January 16, 2011

Before I start today:


I was nominated by some awesome people for a Shorty Award(pun fully intended) for my Tweets.

The more nominations I get, the better chance I have of being recognized by people I don't care about.

It's a narcissism thing.

If you have a Twitter Account, I'd love if you could go HERE and throw a nomination my way.



Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I get attacked by a cat at a Rescue Shelter so I do what everyone else would do:

I make an animated movie about how I almost died because of it.

Friggin' cats.

This is why you should be my friend on Facebook. This is also why Fox News needs to hire my ass, stat.

Or ease the 'cease and desist' order. Either/or, really.

When I get into work I'm ALL business, baby.



Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

More things I doodle when I'm in meetings.

Please see 'all business' quote above for reference.

My son gives new meaning to the phrase, 'playing with yourself.'

I go to a monster truck show and...see...


Big surprise there.


Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Yep. It's a poo story.

Go figure.

Much to the chagrin of my boy, I even fail at making candles.

This one is about leotards and snickerdoodles.

It makes sense when you read it.

OMG - it was 2 years ago this week that I wrote a post about IM'ing the SAME DEVELOPER and sending him my password.

That poor bastard.


Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo

Thanks to my vasectomy, I masturbated for candy.

Seriously, folks. This is how my life went.

This is the time my buddy got his balls smashed with dumbbells.

I submit a sperm sample once.

I submit a sperm sample twice.

Sold to the man with the sperm samples!

No idea.


Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

North Dakota. It isn't just for breakfast any more.

The juicy black balls will melt in your mouth.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


SarcasmInAction said...

This was the PERFECT introduction to your blog for me. I enjoyed my first time so much, I'm gonna stay.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Did you see the last two comments on the black balls post? So damn funny.

Anonymous said...

I really be enthusiastic about them mean much for you to help everyone replied. Thanks a lot on behalf of moving.

VEG said...

That Fox News one delighted me right down to my cockles! :)

Also the link, it thanks you!

VEG said...

Also? Tell Anonymous to put down the crack pipe.

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